You can contact Simon by using the form below:

Please note: Any contact is subject to the terms & conditions listed at the foot of this page. If you contacting me on behalf of a business please read the terms and conditions carefully before using this form.

Terms & Conditions of contact:

Businesses who wish to contact me via any traditional or electronic medium should read these terms and conditions before contacting me.  By contacting me you agree to the following:

Unless I have a signed, written pre-existing agreement with your business your communication will be subject to the following administration charges for dealing with frivolous and non-essential contact.  The charges are laid out as follows:

  • Reading or responding to a letter including postal charges: £25.00
  • Answering and responding to a phone call either by an appointed message taker (automated or otherwise) or myself: £10.00 per 5 minutes (or part thereof)
  • Email response £20.00

All charges take effect immediately from the point of first contact. Correspondence in any form from your company or any subsidiary companies will be treated as full and unequivocal agreement to the charges outlined above and will form the basis of our standard terms of business in this matter should you choose to proceed. Payment terms are 31 days from date of invoice – further correspondence also indicates acceptance of these terms.