My Cat's Obsessed With Bill Oddie

I've tried everything. Hypnotism didn't work, confiscating the remote didn't work, my cat is obsessed with Bill Oddie and can't get enough of him!

If you can help out, or your cat suffers a similar addiction, please email helpmycat@simonhardwick.com







CAUGHT REDHANDED (or red-pawed)



Simon Hardwick 1st June 2003

I'm on the radio, help my audience figures as a higher salary will help fund a programme of readjustment for my cat!

107.7 Splash FM - Worthing
Passion Radio


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